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Wow.you actually want to know about me? I'm flattered. I mean.really. Even my best friend doesn't ask about my personal life. Hmm.where should I start? Ah yes, I guess a little info about me wouldn't hurt. Well, I'm currently 21 years old and attending The University of Texas at Arlington. My major is graphic design (obviously). I live in a tiny 4 bedroom apartment and my computer generates all the heat I will ever need.While not attending classes on a regular basis and studying vigorously (hi mom), I am slaving away on this computer researching new techniques, concepts, latest software, and yes, battling it out online checker style with these amateurs.

Now I know you want to hear more about my fascinating life, but let us take a look at the reason I started this site in '05. One word. Moochers. Well technically speaking, that's not really a word.but hey, Webster's keeps adding imaginary words and colloquialisms all the time. Check this one out:

Wanksta: A wanksta or wangsta is someone who claims to live the gangsta lifestyle just to gain recognition. A wanksta is also someone who moves from the gangsta lifestyle onto a softer status in society i.e. Ja Rule. See also studio gangsta.

Oh Ja Rule, when will they leave him alone?

Anyway, yes, moochers. A person who mooches or tries to get something free. I had friends, family, and random people I didn't know too well attempting to receive free graphic services from me. Which I didn't mind at first; but you know how it goes, beggars are usually always choosers. Anyway I realized maybe I could make some spare change on the side while building my portfolio and experience as well. And here we are. Not only do I have a portfolio displayed, but other things, like games, blogs, wallpapers, etc. as well. Be sure to check out the blog for new updates and additions to the site. If you want to reach me just click on the contact button in the sub-navigation or heck, right here lazy..

Now if you read through this entire article, you must be really interested in me (stalk much?) or you have nothing better to do. People spend an average of 60 seconds on a site and you probably wasted 5 minutes reading this and wondering why I'm writing this silly junk. Go away. Look at other stuff.